UFO

[marval]

A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road.

The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

As the station owner stood and stared in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yes," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yes," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yes," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes.

"Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means "Unleaded Fuel Only.”

[flump1]

Another good un marval !

[funnygirl]

Lol!

[askyourgran]

Lol marvel, how did they pay though, space dust?

[marval]

Possibly AYG

[missprim]

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. ??
Am I being a bit nit picky here?

[baza]

shouldnt this be on the 25% landing on the moon thread.
funny though.

[trt]

'' his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank ''

Never seen an attendant fill a car up at a petrol station for years!

Am I being picky as well?

[Arksided]

I do like the idea of paying in space-dust... where can I get some.

[starone]

Oh shut up you nit-picking lot. I thought it was very funny and moreover I haven't seen it before, which is more than I can say about the ones I post.

[sidkid]

This reminds me of the story about the alien talking to a petrol pump and his mate saying "let's get out of here....anyone who can throw his willy over his shoulder and stick it in his ear is not to be messed with"...

[tenrec]

trt, you haven't been to Glenridding int Lake District. It still happens there!
Good joke btw.

[zebo]

We used to have a Volvo in the days before unleaded fuel was common, we had a catalytic convertor in the attic but in still ran on leaded fuel.
It had a sticker, Unleaded Fuel Only, by the filler. When my husband put petrol in, he never had a problem, when I put petrol in every man and his dog had a snigger Oh you can't put that in! Wonder why that was ?