A Mothers Worst Nightmare..

[Jemisa]

Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.
I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a caravan in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.
I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.
We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as we are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex we can get.

Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at our neighbours house, all of the above is a lie
I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my school report card which is in the top drawer of my dressing table...

Xxx.

[marval]

Good one

[Kiki-frog]

Clever. I like

[mactee]

i read this getting more and more scared but when i got to the bottom i really laughed....!! brilliant and please dont ever let the rest of it come true !! loved this post !