Embarrassing Moments.

[Georgiesmum]

What was your most embarrassing moment? Do you have any comical tales to tell?

[ummmm]

Besides getting locked out and crying to the shop-keeper that I might have to stay at his house. None.

[Canary42]

Not particularly embarrassing, but only yesterday a shelf-filler in the local Co-op pointed out to me that I had my jumper on back-to-front.

Now that IS service.

[rowanwitch]

oooh tooo many... best they stay in the memory bank

[sunny-dave]

Wake up, bleary eyed, New Years Day 197?

Where am I, who is this with me ??

... it's my mate's younger sister - about whom I was given very clear 'warning off' instructions the night before ... oh dearie me

[aelmpvw]

think it's only fair that we start with yours Georgiesmum )

[ummmm]

I've fallen over (again!!) but no one in my company can remember what happened. I have some impressive bruises...

[secsee1]

On the Stena HSS fast ferry to Holland I saw a guy that was one of our group leaning over the railing at the back of the ship, I ran up to him and gave him a real BIG slap on the Ar*e but when he turned around it was not who I thought it was but a total stranger, It was one of those moments when you wish the ground would open up and swallow you.

[sunny-dave]

I still have the palm print secsee1 ... ;)

[mccfluff]

errrrrrrm

where to start....

[sunny-dave]

Living Loving Woman ... ?

[mccfluff]

feck off

[gness]

Not realising that a little monster had sprinkled glitter in my knickers until I was on the Gynae couch.

[aelmpvw]

no point in telling you mine ... it would only get removed

[ChillDoubt]

Years ago, home on leave. Friday night, showered, shave, put my pulling shirt on and strolled into town looking the mutts nuts.
The odd double take off a few people but nothing more.
Got to the pub, glanced in the mirror and noticed the 3 pieces of toilet paper stuck to my face that I'd used to cover my shaving nicks.
Doh!

[mccfluff]

but there is far far worse in the archives :-(

like the time i had a conversation with a cash point machine

or snogging a small person who i thought was a tall person

[sunny-dave]

Kept his ears warm though?

[ummmm]

Lol Fluff....That always makes me laugh. Loving a midget :-)

[mccfluff]

emailing one of the top top bosses and calling him a knobcheese (was meant to go to a mate)

[Kiki-frog]

At a very posh dinner party where the hosts were big jazz fans, another guest was leafing through their albums, and said, 'Oh there's a Bix Beiderbecke.' Not being a jazz fan, the words I heard were 'There's a big spider there,' whereupon I screamed 'Someone please get rid of it!', and spilt my red wine over their lovely linen tablecloth and ran across the room.

[ChillDoubt]

Or the one just a few weeks back. In Asda Living, bought jeans and gloves, came to about 18 quid. Had a load of change, not just one pound coins but 50p's, 20's etc.
Got to the till, young girl about 19 years old serving.
"Hope you don't mind me getting rid of my change" I said.
"No problem" she said, then muttered something I didn't quite catch.
As I placed the 10 pound note and a multitude of coins into her right hand it was at that precise moment I noticed that.......she had no left hand.
She then upturned all the coins onto the counter and proceeded to count them whilst holding the tenner on the till drawer with her left stump.
It felt like it took eons for her to count all the coins with one hand and put them into the till two or three at a time.
I just wanted to sprint out of the shop.
I can only surmise that what she muttered was something along the lines of "Yes, but it may take a minute or two".