First Date

[puternut]

Joe was speaking to his friend Laura who is trying to get her friend Kim om a blind date with him.

He finally gives in when Laura happens to mention that Kim is a little frustrated as she hasn't had a boy-friend for a while.

So they make the arrangements for Kim to meet Joe at the carnival which was in town.

After the first hellos Joe says to Kim 'Where would you like to go?'

'I wanna get weighed' said Kim.

So go they go to the tent where the man trys to tell you your weight.

"8 stone 8' he estimates. And when Kim gets on the scale he's 3 pounds out so Kim gets a prize.

They have a go on the waltzer and then Joes asks again 'Where would you like to go?'

'I wanna get weighed' said Kim.

So Joe dutifully goes back to the same tent. The man there remembers her and guesses her weight exactly so Joe loses his money.

After a turn on the ferris wheel where Joe is a little angry with her and so barely talks to her he asks her for a third time 'Where would you like to go?'

'I wanna get weighed' said Kim.

This completely pi$$es Joe off so he takes her straight home and leaves her at the door.


Next day Laura sees her friend Kim and asks her how the date went.

Kim replied 'Oh Waura. It was wousy!'

[cupid04]

sorry, not worth the wait!!! [weight, get it?] LOL!

[excelsior-1]

very good

for a moment - i thought the punchline would be that he grabbed her and shouted "waaaaaaayy"

[marval]

Good one