The Oldest...

[Jemisa]

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:

“And who do you think created chaos?”

[mushroom25]

Eve was of course the first computer programmer - after all, she had an apple in one hand, and a wang in the other.

[excelsior-1]

best answer MUST go to mushroom25