The Answerbank

[candysherbet]

I'm just wondering how far a field this forum reaches around the globe.I'm in Bonnie Scotland-well it's blowing a gale out there the now right enough!
Where's everyone else from?

[joggerjayne]

Now is the time for marching, Now let your hearts be gay,
Hark to the merry bugles, sounding along our way,
So let your voices ring, my boys, and take the time from me,
And I’ll sing you a song as we march along,
Of Sussex by the Sea.

Oh Sussex, Sussex by the Sea,
Good old Sussex by the Sea,
You may tell them all we stand or fall,
For Sussex by the Sea.

[grasscarp]

Heathrow, where there was a deep deep red sunset an hour or so ago.

[shoota]

So that's why you asked about my postcode Grass!

[grasscarp]

I dont remember asking about your postcode Shoota.

[shoota]

I posted a link to Autotrader that put my postcode in the search engine..
TW14

[Psybbo]

Where the Red Arrows flew today, what a beautiful sight

[DTCwordfan]

For Jogger:

Limerick 1:
A nicely-bosomed babe took delight in
Beguiling the boys out in Brighton -
Afloat in the briny,
She wore a wee tiny
Bikini her boobs were too tight in.

Limerick 2:
While indulging the night air at Brighton
There was nothing about it to frighten,
Till what gave me a peck
And a pain in my neck
Proved a vampire from “Answerbank” a-bitin’

Limerick 3:
A crab stalked the beaches at Brighton
Eyes out for a Jogger to "enlighten"
Her ecdysic evasion
Of his clawing persuasion
Just left him with nothing but chitin.

Limerick 4:
The Swiss bf who visited Jayne in Brighton
Was her tutor who taught her to tighten
Particular muscles
To move his corpuscles
Enabling his hard 'n to heighten.

[humbersloop]

Nope, it's the Forth Bridge Tony - she's twinkling though

apols jj, I read that as mighty budgies, I've had my head over paint all day

[joggerjayne]

Why, thank you, Mr DT

:0)

Getting a bit lewd towards the end, there!

[joggerjayne]

Bugles, sloop.

Not budgies!

Bugles!

[tonyav]

Getting there then, hippy chick, it'll all be worth it.

Well I thought they were getting more interesting towards the end, jj.

[joggerjayne]

Hmm

[humbersloop]

bugles, are they like harmonic needle guns?? I'll vote for that

[grasscarp]

You have a better memory than me Shoota. We will have to make this a subarea of the Answerbank members get togethers. I had a feeling Tambourine was somewhere round here too.

[DTCwordfan]

Now who was it who said there was a contribution from Morocco?

Aah, we have one:

An AB 'prince' from Morocco
Made love in a manner 'rococco'.
He painted his penis
To resemble a venus
And flavoured his issue with cocoa.

[humbersloop]

truffles anyone?

[DTCwordfan]

One for Sloopy and it's acrostic:

Bells in the Humber air, buglers blare,
Raising rackets AB ears can not bear,
And amazing, but true,
Stopping right on their cue.
So Sloopy's vision, at least, is still there.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, rather, sloop. Yummers!

[humbersloop]

mine are totesamzeballs jj ;)

yrs h-Sloopee

[tonyav]

Rum truffles ?, hippy chick.