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Confucius says: Fanriffic who stand on toilet high on pot. Tony who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time. Goodlife who fart in church must sit in own pew. Slappy trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Redman who eat many prunes get good run for money. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Crowded elevator smell...
16:38 Sun 11th May 2014
It's all very well to make fun of this but spare a thought for the navvies and labourers who had to build it. Like, every day you add more bricks, making you a little bit further away from the starting point - and the stone quarry. So you have to hump the big slabs further each day. You're just not in the mood for the foreman having a whip round with the lash because you're fitting in a lot fewer slabs per day than when you started 100 years ago.
Confucius says:
Fanriffic who stand on toilet high on pot.
Tony who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.
Goodlife who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Slappy trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Redman who eat many prunes get good run for money.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say it take square ass to **** a brick.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady Janine who live in glass house should dress in basement.
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Ratter who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Bard who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Boaty who drive like hell bound to get there.
Welshie who run behind car get exhausted.
Jim who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Frugalfred who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Baldric who run in front of car get tired.
Fanriffic who stand on toilet high on pot.
Tony who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.
Goodlife who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Slappy trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Redman who eat many prunes get good run for money.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say it take square ass to **** a brick.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady Janine who live in glass house should dress in basement.
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Ratter who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Bard who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Boaty who drive like hell bound to get there.
Welshie who run behind car get exhausted.
Jim who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Frugalfred who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Baldric who run in front of car get tired.
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