Surely 'Early Exit', 'Total Bore' and 'Abysmal Failure' are terrible names for kittens, aren't they?
If you really have to name your new feline friends after the England football squad (why? why? why?) then 'Ben' [Foster] is a nice name for a boy and [Raheem] 'Sterling', with its association with British currency, would be a good name for either gender but particularly for a boy (as in 'Sterling Moss' for another sporting reference).