Tennis Player..

[Patsy33]

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing

[Berniecuddles2]

you serve your jokes up so well patsy

[Patsy33]

Thank you Bernie cuddles... You're Ace!

[weecalf]

If he was from Scotland would he say Hawk eye I do love you

[Patsy33]

Do the players still drink their Robinson's deuce?

[Bazile]

Because you'll be taken advantage of ?

[cupid04]

You can't be serious............

[albaqwerty]

a base-line Q Cupes?

[cupid04]

New balls please ;-)

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
OUT!!

[cupid04]

The ball was I N..................

[Patsy33]

Alright.. don't shout! What a racquet....

[Berniecuddles2]

new balls only cupid ..lolx

[sunny-dave]

I'd like some more cream on my strawberries ...

[cupid04]

Q] What time Andy Murray go to bed?

A] Tennish!

[Patsy33]

Sean Connery said he turns up at Wimbledon about tennish..

[Patsy33]

Somebody get Dave some cream for his strawberries... Would you like a Pimm's with that or something stronger.. Double?

[gness]

I have courtisone cream, Patsy...will that do?... ;-)

[albaqwerty]

only as a side line gness :-D

[Patsy33]

I've only got hemorrhoid cream gness.... Is he on his break?