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One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting.
He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts.
A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.
"Well sir, where are we going at this time of night, eh?" he asked.
The brother replied "I, officer, am going to a lecture on Masonry!"
Bemused, the policeman asked, "And just where are you going to hear a lecture on Masonry at this time of night?"
The brother replied, "From my wife!!!"
He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts.
A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.
"Well sir, where are we going at this time of night, eh?" he asked.
The brother replied "I, officer, am going to a lecture on Masonry!"
Bemused, the policeman asked, "And just where are you going to hear a lecture on Masonry at this time of night?"
The brother replied, "From my wife!!!"
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On the same theme, a chap was pulled over by the cops on suspicion of being over the limit. When the guy told the PC he had been to the lodge, he thought it a matter for the sergeant. The sergeant thought it a matter for the inspector, who offered to drive the man home. On the way he asked the man, "Which lodge have you been to?"
The man replied, "Yate's Wine Lodge".
The man replied, "Yate's Wine Lodge".
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