No Poo, Who Knew?

[spathiphyllum]

So, at work today..

There is no poo involved thank god but i have been knocked on the head by a pack of Quaker oats..

Poor dear i was working for forgot it was bin day on Tuesday so her recycling was rather full and it had fallen over. I told her I don't mind spending a bit more time picking it all up for a boiled egg, so thankfully (i was starving) she agree'd. Whilst doing this the wind picked up and a cylindrical pot of Quaker Oats bopped me on the forehead.. Now i have a red mark, but a lovely egg filled stomach.

Oddly, the egg was taken out of it's shell, put on a bit of buttered toast, then on some kitchen roll and into my hand it goes. Usually i'm familiar to soldiers and a egg cup.. but i'm not complaining love a boiled egg and it saves any washing up.

I wouldn't ask an egg of many clients but I usually come to this lady very early in the mornings because she wakes up early then goes out about 11 with her daughter. And she often offers me toast, cereal, eggs etc.. Once i even got a bacon sandwich that was a winning day. We often chat while i work. Lovely lady i wonder if she's on AB.

Mildred love? You about? Just want to say thanks

[JF85]

You post your comments under an alias, but ask an alleged client of yours to identify herself?

[aelmpvw]

what, no salt and pepper?

[Rockrose]

Robot!

[-Talbot-]

I can't believe you actually typed all that

[gness]

You and Dave make a matching pair then, Spath.
In our kitchen there is a large metal chandelier which stupidly hangs to within five feet of the floor.....not a problem for me....
Despite his best efforts Dave managed to walk into it yesterday.
We have now repositioned the kitchen table and as long as he sits up straight and doesn't lean forwards he'll only have the one scar on his forehead.... :-)

[Rockrose]

Why are you surprised Talbot?
He obviously doesn't work as a gardner despite claiming he does otherwise there is no way he could spend so long on here.

[gness]

Oh and congratulations on carrying on with the rhyming.... :-)

[-Talbot-]

I'm not surprised, Rockrose...just wondering why he thought (real or fictional) it was worth typing out.

Gness...give him a few pointers, he's in desperate need.

[aelmpvw]

chandelier in the kitchen? how posh ...

[Rockrose]

ael - you just know she is going to swing from them at some point!

[gness]

Dave or Spath, Talbot?....Spaths doing okay...he amuses me most of the time.....if he doesn't I tell him to buzz off....
Dave has enough pointers sticking out from the chandeliers in this house.....must have been occupied by Leprechauns.

When we find the box with the tools in, Ael....the chandeliers will be history...x

[gness]

Not a chance, RR! The swearing from the sitting room tells me he's just contacted the sitting room chandelier.....don't think he's going to wait to find the tools.... :-)

[Rockrose]

Lol brute force?

[gness]

Unless I show him this thread, RR and he takes up your suggestion that I swing from them.... :-)

[aelmpvw]

have you thought of trading him in for a shorter model?

[gness]

I have, Ael....but I need him to reach the high shelves in supermarkets.....x

[aelmpvw]

you mean you sit on his shoulders?

[agchristie]

//i have been knocked on the head by a pack of Quaker oats.. //

That explains your gruelling posts ;-)

[spathiphyllum]

JF I will admit to knowing that Mildred most certainly doesn't use AB.

Talbot you may not know but i often give work updates when something interesting happens, it usually has to do with dog poo though which may explain the title.

RR, this delusion in your head, it's quite amusing, i'm more than happy to entertain it.

Gness as it's red nose day maybe me and Dave can start red forehead day?

[gness]

Ahhh...you've seen us then, Ael.... :-)