Unfortunate Names

[eve1974]

Do any of you know someone with an unfortunate name?

A classic example is someone my Bruv knows whose first name is Clem and surname Royds (say it together n sounds like haemorrhoids!)

I my self know a Jo (Joanna) with surname King. Put it together JoKing!

[calmck]

My sister was going to be called Virginia but her initials would have been VD!

[emmie]

i did honestly know a Theresa Green, and A Pratt.

[emmie]

my partners sons initials would have been KGB -

[eve1974]

Lol calmck - thnk gdnss ur parents twigged!!!

[pixie374]

Donna Bunker

[eve1974]

A Pratt :) :)

[pixie374]

I used to work with her :-)

[eve1974]

Oh and I just remembered someone I knew in school
Had surname Lipschitz .....

[davebro]

Pfeffle !!! Where the heck did that come from?

[eve1974]

Oh and the msn that married us was .... John Thomas (a bit unfortunate as he was a military vicar)

[eve1974]

Pfeffle? I presume that was the surname?

[Patsy33]

I once knew A Nutter..

[Ken4155]

Arrested a guy called Joe Quinn in Ulster in the 70s. And i couldn't resist the joke when questioning him.
Also had a geography teacher at school called Jane Fortune. She was single and we nicknamed her 'Unlucky'.

[Ken4155]

Played competitive pool against a lad called Andy Fish. Name on card was A Fish.

[eve1974]

I presume a John Thomas is the same slang in U.K. as it is elsewhere? (Ie a mans penis)

[pixie374]

When I worked at the residential home, we had a priest who would come in sometimes. When I was told his name, I asked if it was a wind-up lol, but it wasn't. Father Willie Staines.

[brainiac]

I hope photographer Rankin is never asked to appear on the Jonathan Ross Show :)

[davebro]

"Pfeffle? I presume that was the surname?"

Boris' middle name.

[anneasquith]

Annette Curtain . . ( true)

[davebro]

Nicola Sturgeon sounds a bit fishy!