Office Xmas Party tonight

[Cymbeline]

Any tips?

[Laura-sakura]

Get wasted and sleep with your boss!

[Artemis]

Don't bother I'm not.

[logman]

Dont sit on the photo coppier, if the glass breaks it could be the unkindest cut of all !

[Drusilla]

Drink a pint of milk before you go to line your stomach and don't forget a minute's madness tonight is written on your workmates smiles every day of next year.

[gary baldy]

Pretend to drink but actually stay sober - act a bit giddy but take lots of mental notes of workmates misdemeanors - you will the only one who remembers everything and use your bank of knowledge all year to manipulate said work mates.

[dzug]

Stay home and then rave next day about the wonderful party you went to. Act puzzled when no one remembers you - they wouldn't any way.

[steve @ home]

Do the David Brent dance

[flip-flop]

Well you're a fun filled bunch!

Avoid the likes of Gary at all costs - every office has one of these - not to be trusted.

Get drunk, have fun, act a fool and feel crappy the next day. Generally, if you do make a fool of yourself, because its the Christmas do, people generally quickly forget or don't particulary care.

[kepla]

Make sure you are well supplied with condoms and appropriate anti-bacterial treatments. Wear edibe underwear in case the party snacks give out.

[OBonio]

Stock up on Rennie for the next day. And Egg Mayo sarnies.

If you can, try to resist the urge to dance (unless, you can actually dance). I'm still a tad embarrased having strutted my stuff as only a dad can! At least everyone else was too drunk to notice I suppose.

[Glossopswift]

It�s our do tonight Cymbeline � I wonder if it�s the same one. Assuming you are a lovely lady then give me time to sink a few drinks and start Agadooing then come on over and we can dance the night away before repairing to a nearby office for a cosy �chat�. I�ll be the one wearing pink Farahs and a novelty flashing santa tie. If you are a bloke, then give me chance to sink over 6 drinks and then try me anyway. I�ll consider myself lucky to get owt, to be honest.

[jno]

so how was it?

[Cymbeline]

Glossopswift. Seeing as our party was yesterday I don't think it is the same one! Shame...you sound like a glory to behold in your flashing tie busting some moves to Agadoo. Strange how you can forsee what will happen tonight though. Anyone would think you'd been to one or two of these parties before!? Rather boringly, I left our party at eleven and went home! And I'm a young 28 year old!!