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Cobblers and key cutters
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Probably because there simply isn't much call anymore for repairing footwear. We live in a throwaway age and shoes are a perfect example - it's cheaper in most cases to buy a new pair than to repair an old one. And the kind of machinery used for key cutting fits in well with the shoe-repairing equipment already in the shops.
What I mean is, I can't really imagine someone who runs a sweet shop, or a dress shop, or a second hand book shop, or a cinema, thinking, "mm, I think I'll get one of those key cutters and start doing keys as well..." It just sort of 'fits in' somehow with shoe repairs, don't you think? In exactly the kind of way it wouldn't fit in with most other businesses.
Dot, I stand corrected. Forgive me, I really had no idea there was so much work for shoe repairers these days. Excuse me while I go and stand in the corner for a bit with my head in my hands, in a posture of abject shame. {:-(
Reminds me of the bloke who'd been in nick for 18 months and found a shoe repair ticket in his wallet when he was being released. He popped into the cobblers soon as he got home, on the off chance that they hadn't been thrown away long ago. When he gave his ticket in he explained why he hadn't been able to pick his shoes up on the day marked on the ticket (actually, all he said was, "I've, er... been away for awhile").
The old repairman took a good, long look at the faded ticket and rubbed his stubbly chin thoughtfully. "Mmm..." he says, "are these that black pair, size 8�, with the scuff marks on the toes and the little grey triangular inserts just below the ankle... Italian styling, narrow fit, yeah? A very, very nice shoe, that! And you wanted them soled and heeled, am I right?" The bloke was amazed at the old man's memory for detail. He was absolutely spot on! "Yeah, that's them," he says, gobsmacked.
The cobbler abruptly hands him back his ticket and says, "They'll be ready Thursday!"