chavvy kids names

[NEVCAR28]

What would you say are the most ridiculous chavvy Christian names you hear mothers or fathers shout at their kids these days - You know the sort of thing - Chelsea,Britney,etc.....- Not saying that these are chavvy names mind you,but you get the jist of what I am getting at !

[mightyWBA]

I heard some poor child being told off whos name was Dante!

[waimarie]

Chantelle takes a lot of beating (with grovelling apologies to any Chantelles out there !!)

[raysparx]

One of the worst I have heard is some real loud mouth shouting at her little boy "Get over here now Chester Wayne" poor kid crap name and a real mouthy mum.

[THECORBYLOON]

I came accross the name Goldenboy earlier this week, I kid you not!

[Loosehead]

For boys it's got to be "Chesney" poor little sods!

[kick3m0n]

I met a woman who was yelling at her child "WIVANNY". It sounded so odd that I had to ask her how she spelt such an unusual name. She replied:

"Y V O N N E"

I nearly burst trying not to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gessoo]

Better than Goldenballs though, TCL!

[smudge]

It has to be Chantelle for me too waimarie!

Having said that & although they are far from Chav's - a friend of mine has just become a grandmother for the first time & she was ever so embarrassed to tell me what her daughter & son-in-law had called her granddaughter - a double barrelled forename of Courtney-Jean with a double barrelled surname to match!

Everyone to their own I suppose!

[THECORBYLOON]

gesso, no doubt he's 6' 12" and hard as nails. "Prime Minister Goldenboy Blair" has a certain ring but..

[Bohne]

Thank God parents are not allowed to make up names in Germany.
Some people just seem to have no sense, when it comes to naming their children.

I personally don't like double French girls' names.
But that's just my personal opinion.

[annavc]

I heard a "KEEAAHHNNUU" in the supermarket the other day. Nearly fell over my trolley.

Someone I used to work with had a daughter called Shelby. She was usually referred to as "our Shelbs".

I've also heard of a Tonisha and a Tawanda in the same family.

[dzug]

Probably Chardonnay - particularly when they can't spell it.

[joby1]

In my daughters nursery, there are twin girls, names.......Destiny Star and Angel Grace!

[Top_Gooner]

I heard a woman explaing why her daughter was called Orion, apparantly this was the type of car in which the little chav had been conceived on the back seat...class.

[delboy3]

joby1, didn't they work on the moonbase in 'UFO'?

[Ewar Woowar]

One I heard recently was Shakira-Marie (double barrelled of course!). Oh. My. God.

[pjb1]

hey Top_Gooner, lucky it wasn't a Land Rover!

[joby1]

I have no Idea Delboy3, but they are genuine, Promise! And they are always addressed by both names, Usually in a high pitched voice!

[smudge]

I'm just trying to imagine how any AB'ers might be feeling, if they have children with any of the names mentioned on here so far!

My humble aplogies if there is anyone out there with a daughter called Courtney-Jean or Chantellel!!!!

[natalie_1982]

Most names beginning with a K, including:

Kyran

Kyron

Kylam

Kian

Kyan

Keelan

Keisha

Kyesha

Khiana

Khiani

Oh, and Destiny and Courtenay