Paul McCartney and Heather Mills splitting up

[undercovers]

now that the couple are going their separate ways do you think that Paul will find it hard to find someone to fill her shoe.

[berniecuddles]

heather said "paul was always saying no to sex i never got a leg over"

[dot.hawkes]

she'd be hoppin mad if she read this lot

[libertie]

Och no dot...she would realise we were only pulling her leg!

[lady_p_gold]

Well now he will have to calf up his estate .......

[nickmo]

And Heathers' fave TV programme?

'One Foot in the Grave' of course!!

[ali_alic]

Nickmo - her full name was Eileen Dover.....

[ali_alic]

Nickmo - I think you'll find her real name was Eileen Dover

[dot.hawkes]

Not Hopalong Cassidy then?

[Qmark78]

Im stumped if i can think of anything to say about all this i think she should go get legless to drown her sorrows

[undercovers]

i bet poor old paul will have to foot the bill for the lawyers though

[nickmo]

ali_alic - unless she was born in China in which case she'd be Irene...

And I bet Paul wishes she had really put her foot down and insisited on a pre-nuptial, now.

[nickmo]

Oh - the foot of the page!

[ali_alic]

As least she can sympathise with Arsenal now - after all, all the money is the world won't buy them a second leg either

[WoWo]

Shame really I thought the relationship had legs.

[dot.hawkes]

actually I guess there is one adavantage, half price pedicures (oooooooo, not nice)

[ll_billym]

That was a bit of a limp effort dot

[nickmo]

Don't take umbrage dot. - as Heatherer says; 'if the shoe fits...'

[smorodina]

and the Answerbank sinks to a new low.

[Marika]

seems Heather is a bit false (like her leg) & she was never a lady, surely!

[mycats]

PMSL You are all going to hell !! You know that dont you?? ROFL