Traffic Jams

[Roughquest]

Hmmm, was on my way back from Swindon this morning, and got stuck in miles of traffic, and it got me thinking,I wonder how many of the drivers'passengers were Abers lol ! Its amazing the looks one gets from male drivers when us ladies are stuck in traffic....fantastic!
RQ xx

[crete]

dont wish to be rude but is this just an observation i dont see a question so find it difficult to answer

[whiffey]

Why did you get stuck in traffic jams ? Why not take sensible electronic precautions to avoid them ? I use RAC Trafficmaster, brilliant. R U blonde ?

Take care,
Bertie
xxx

[crete]

i believe that would be thought of as a sexist remark and not sure if it allowed.

[Roughquest]

Dont be horrid to blonde people - thats racist, I just live in a very popular place for tourists to frequent during the bank holiday !
One gets bored in traffic jams and ones eyes start to wander....lol.....
It wasnt a question merely an observation on what people think about to stave the boredom during such jams...perhaps it doesnt warrant any answers....i dont need sat nav or RAC traffic master to get me home so you must need all the help you can get my dear Whiffey....us women are clever !

[Roughquest]

Here, here, Crete :)

[whiffey]

Yes really clever. While you were sitting in a traffic jam flashing your underwear I was dozing happily in a chair in the sun with a can of Bud.

Where was this traffic jam ? Will you be there same time tomorrow ?

[crete]

whiffey you owe the lady an appology.

[Roughquest]

Dearest Whiffey, I got home faster than it took you to read the instructions on how to use your traffic master piece of kit darling. LOL. CHeers! TOUCHE.

[whiffey]

Bu$$er the traffic, I was thinking of the underwear.

[tictactoe]

Roughquest, blonde is not assigned to a specific race of people. Lol ;o) In fact looking at some of the footie players of ethnic origin, I've noticed blonde curly hair!! Probably from a bottle though - do you think? lol...

Perhaps when you were in the traffic queue, you should have called out "Any ABers out there?!!"

[DotH]

we need car stickers

[tictactoe]

dotty post that in suggs immediately - thats an ORDER!!

[crete]

no i dont agree with car stickers i think we should get a tattoo but where ? that would need to be up for debate

[tictactoe]

Good grief, crete

A tatoo!! What happens if you get banned for life, or decide to leave (!!)

And where exactly do you think it should be?

[crete]

i was thinking of the forehead or maybe a little one on the cheek if you are banned for life that is the price that has to be paid im afraid.

[tictactoe]

Gee, you don't take any prisoners do you? lol

[crete]

if an aber had to be nominated to be the first to have the tattoo do you think there would be any takers . ?

[tictactoe]

Yes without a doubt : mnko !!

[scoobydooby]

Mmmm - miles of traffic in Swindon? Now why doesn't that surprise me? Where were you travelling to?