Room 101

[nona suomy]

If you could, what would you put in Room 101. Mine would be Moths - stupid creature.. (come out in the day if you like light so much) and wire coathangers. grrrrrrrrr?

[andy hughes]

Alcohol. I could be a real fachist about it - the evils it causes, violence, accidentrs, health damage, and the current binge drinking culture we are unlikely to shake off in the near future. I think it's a vile drug, and never mind the 'lots of people use it responsibly' argument - there are five taimes as many alcoholics as there are heroin addicts, so that argument doesn't hold up. I hate the rowdy behaviour in pubs, the language, the aggression, the stupidity - ban it off the planet tomorrow!

[Squirrel]

All of the above, and:

' modern art,
' modern poetry,
' marilyn manson and co.,
' compulsory RE lessons (highest priority),
' fortune tellers,
' the common cold,
' that guy off the loan advert,
' that part of the brain responsible for losing valuable objects,
' 2 legs off every spider,
' the "untidy bedroom" gene,
' people who tell others who dies in book 5, and
' Answerpool, Answerbank's evil rival.

Oh, and as for the people who give away the Harry Potter plot, they should be shoved right down to the bottom of Room 101.

[sddsddean]

Just being picky I know; Room 101 is where you meet your worst fear, not where you put things you would like to get rid of. George Orwell will be turning in his grave!

[nona suomy]

Stop being pedantic. Join in or go away - show off ;o)

[mindbullets]

Garth Crooks and any independent local radio station will make the world a better place.

[Toglet]

Rude people. Bullies. Violent people. Turkish delight.

[Toglet]

Oh yes, and football.

[Lennon]

I hear ya Andy - alcohol would be going straight in. Along with, jungle music, the cellophane that comes off fags/DVDs/CDs that sticks to your fingers and you can never shake it off, any kind of coffee sweet in a chocolate selection, flat coke, changing bed sheets, people who say 'I know how you feel' when clearly they don't or it would be impossible for them to do so, cancer, moto neurone disease, traffic jams, waiting for buses, getting up in the morning and Mark Chapman.

[treaclefight]

garage (music), my ex, cellulite, daily mail, piers morgan, jerry springer style audience shows, jim carrey, washing up, monday mornings and third world debt :-)

[answerbok]

repeat questions on answerbank.

[shybearuk]

Homophobes, lager louts, spiders that like to come indoors, people who spoil the end of films/books while you're watching/reading them, vivisectionists, cats that think a cold half-chewed mouse/bird is a suitable present to leave in the middle of the floor during the night, fleas, people who walk really slowly and three abreast so they take up the whole pavement, people who think that a shop doorway is a really convenient place to stand and have a conversation, and finally the distance between me and my partner: 200 miles. :(

[hal]

morris dancers, weather forecasters, morris dancers,all soaps (as in TV), morris dancers,light classical music, morrris dancers, all sports, morris dancers, plastic sandals, morris dancers the exclamation mark, morris dancers,consipracy theorists, morris dancers, crop circle theorists, morris dancers, creationists, morris dancers, caber tossers,morris dancers, kippers, morris dancers, friends of morris dancers, the grim reaper, morris dancers, smart cars, smart alecs, smart cards, smarties, and anything whatsoever to do with morris dancers and morris dancing

[jorton]

Laura ashley furnishings, a dado rail, lace curtains, quarry tiles for the floor, a nice uplighter and a connecting door with room 102, french windows opening on to the garden to give a feeling of spaciousness, and a bearskin rug.

[Headtime]

* along a similar vein, bees and wasps that fly into the room and then spend hours bashing the glass trying to get out when the gap in the window is no less than 3" from where they are going mental.

* Hot-air hand dryers in toilets. Not for my convenience or hygene - just rubbish.

* The cellophane wrapping on CD-R's and videotapes. Impossible to get off, and the tag thingy that never works.

* Cornerd beef tins. Yes I do want to lacerate my hand while vainly tring to wind a razor sharp piece of metal around a shoddy 'key'.

* Motorway service stations that serve you impossibly hot take-away coffee full to the brim thin paper cups, with a lid with no drinking spout.

* Rude staff.

* Coin operated machines that don't accept �2 coins.

* Jeffry Archer.

[woodpam]

Car drivers who don't bother to thank you when you let them have your right of way.
Those little sticky labels on fruit
Soft fizzy drinks from the tap rather than the bottle in the pub. Yuk.just below the surface)

[woodpam]

oops, don't know what happened there - it was cat poo in the garden that they bury just beneath the surface that's so yukky

[Gef]

Einstein said "Middlesborough, Cannock and Haverhill (all truly horrible)". I've heard of, but never been to Cannock but where are these other two places?