Most Stupid Job Ever

[the_dipsey_1]

What is the most stupid job ever??? has any one worked it???

[football]

Cleaning a bath in a five star hotel which is closing down the following day. This actually happened.

[Toglet]

At a set of roadworks (on a dual carriageway) I saw a man with one of those "Stop/Go" lollipops - with "Go" on both sides!!!!!! Every couple of minutes he would turn it.......

[doristwonk]

The New Labour Prime Minister, the current one has not yet done anything right, and never will unless he undergoes an egoectomy and a brain transplant.The problem with this latter is finding one to remove in the first place .

[coggles]

doristwonk, that would mean that the person who performs the surgery on him would be doing the stupidest job ever.... removing a brain that ain't there.... ( p.s. loved your answer)

[Headtime]

A friends of mine, spent a summer working at the Birds-Eye pea processing factory in Hull. The whole 12 hour shift consisted of sitting next to a grille which all the peas passed over along the conveyor belt. The purpse of the grille was to allow under-sized peas to drop through and be disposed of.

However every 3 or 4 minutes a pea or two would get stuck in the grille. It was my friends job to poke them through the grille with a bamboo stick. And that was the sum total of the job. 12 hours a day poking errant peas through a hole!

[doristwonk]

Well Headtime, I suggest your friend applies for the soon to become vacant job at No.10 because he/she sounds to have served the ideal apprenticeship to take over. (on second thought he/she might be overqualified!)

[the_dipsey_1]

lol some good ones i have to say stupidest jobe i ever had was 12 hour shifts squashing tango bottles to see if they leaked!! - manually - we were karate kicking by the end coz we were that bruised and fed up!!!! - the makers of the lid made the wrong spec so they had to check all the bottles they went on - there were pallets full - i dreamt of pallets for weeks and woke up in cold sweats - i can honestly say ive been tango'd lol

[Phantaxus]

I was nearly had to drive 250 miles to put four pcs in cardboard boxes so they could be sent to another site.