wheres my slave?

[dove]

River I have a job for you


(dove claps hands to summon slave)

[4GS]

dove?
seeing as it was me what provided thew evidence can you send river round to the 4GS house do the breakfast dishes and a spot of dusting please?

[dove]

no probs 4gs, but I am drawn to the conclusion that the afore said slave has in todays terms...done a runner!

How rude!

[tfb]

SLAVERY!!!!!!

OMG how degrading......................................Can i have a go?;~P

[4GS]

Slaves ain't what they used to be, in my day they would be flogged from dawn til dusk for not appearing instantly at their master/mistress's side

[tfb]

hmm sounds terrible :~P heheh

[dove]

tfb you wanna be my slave?

[bigmamma]

Morning dove , hasn't river appeared yet , I won't offer if you don't mind . :-) xx
Morning john , how's you today , river is in for it when he does turn up eh ! :-) xx
Hi tfb :-)

[dove]

4gs how can I whip the damn slave if I cant find them?



(dove drums finders impatiently)

[tfb]

dep[ends........... wass the conditions???

[tfb]

finders eh?

[river]

I'm here I'm here! earwig in tow! :o )

was just posting over in the fattie fashion debate

[dove]

hi bigmamma, yep the slaves done a bunk WITH MY MILLION SQUID


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLL

[China Doll]

Do you know... I ask the same question on a daily basis!

[tfb]

it must be very hard to own a slave under the current H+S legislation not to mention equality in the workplace???

[mccfluff]

i'm bored i'll be your slave but i don't do ironing, cleaning, well housework of any kind, but i'll sit on your aofa and eat all your chocolate

[mccfluff]

sofa even, i'm not sure what an aofa is but it sounds painful

[tfb]

Bloody ell hello china how the blinkerdy flip are ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4GS]

morning Mamma

[bigmamma]

dove , he's behind you .....everyone else is off the hook

[tfb]

and mc fluffer now hi guys !


CB you rock woooohooooooo