Sunday Express Skeleton 24Th November...
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filthy and bad joke !
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!
a couple on their 30th anniversary.
wife stands naked in front of her husband who is naked on the bed they have shared every night for the last 30 years.
"can you remember what you thought on our wedding night all those years ago ?" she asked.
"on that night i looked at you and i was a man in heaven ! i looked at you and i wanted to f**k you silly and suck your t**s dry. now all these years later, i think ive managed it !"
:-)
a couple on their 30th anniversary.
wife stands naked in front of her husband who is naked on the bed they have shared every night for the last 30 years.
"can you remember what you thought on our wedding night all those years ago ?" she asked.
"on that night i looked at you and i was a man in heaven ! i looked at you and i wanted to f**k you silly and suck your t**s dry. now all these years later, i think ive managed it !"
:-)
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my wife and i go through this at least one a month, after my turn she just looks at my body and rocks with laughter for about twenty minutes then we cuddle and go to sleep, unless she wants sex , then she goes next door to see the twenty year old lodger who has no money to pay his rent . (well that last part is one of her fantasies.lol
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