what aload of pooh!

[dove]

Hi all,
I really hate dogs muck, in fact any kind of muck, I heave at the sight of it.... However to overcome my fear of the sh1te I have offered to walk my friends dog! So I walked to the beach (promising my 9 yr old two pounds a turd if she picked it up) and all was ok!.... knowing that the tide would would be out I ventured down to the beach alone today with the dog, knowing I would not have to pick up his business as he likes to do it right at the sea edge and the tide was coming in. My 'dog walking coat' has holes in the pockets so I put the keys in my hood! He did his business, then to my dismay I noticed a couple of people on the prom looking at me .... so I decided to pick up a pebble an pretend it was the pooh! Then things went seriously wrong.........
I bent over to pick up stone
Keys fell out of hood
Straight into dogs mess
Wave washed the keys into sea and I got soaked.

I will never walk another flaming dog again !

[Gill 05]

ha ha ha that made me laugh dove. sorry :o)

[funnygirl]

Straight out of a carry on film!!!! Lol.

[dove]

yay gill, is it you ??? long time no speak x

[mistys]

Aww dove bless ya *sniggers*

[sandrajo]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....sorry but that is hilarious xx

[Gill 05]

yeah it's me. not got ur new number dont think. does it end in 213?? how you?

[dove]

funnygirl, it was anything but funny, I was nearly crying! I heave at the thought of the bloomin dogs muck lol

[poohshunny]

Priceless!!

[wiggal]

O dear!!

Dogs and cats I have no problem with what comes out either end (just as well really!) Apart from if Im hung over and one of the ctas has a funny tummy, that on the odd occasion has made me heave!

Where as people or babies? Couldnt do it, euuuuuugh lol!

[dove]

mistys, nope I cant see the funny side lol

[funnygirl]

Oh Dove, I know we shouldn't be laughing.

But I am really sorry at what happened to you!

No really I am not laughing!!! (hand over mouth)

[dove]

wiggall I used to have dogs, have had children... and have had no probs at all clearing the mess up, but now.............. well I can heave whilst saying it lol

[dove]

yay gill thats me, who ever you got the mobile off will have me landline too. Would be great to speak again x

[Gill 05]

i'l txt u ma phone number ok x

[bigmamma]

Lol dove , sods law eh , hee hee .
I do poop scoop mission for my dog , always use the scoop , couldn't bear to feel it all warm through the bag !
xxxxx

[Jugglering]

Yep, that's the one BIG drawback about living with a dog..... warm and slippery (even when in a placky bag.....)

[JonnyBoy12]

How do you text another ABer your number, Gill? I would be interested in doing that!

[dove]

Ive just been told to use an xtra strong mint and to suck it whilst picking up the said item lol

[Gill 05]

JonnyBoy12, I have her number, so therefore can txt her my home number.

[cazzz1975]

Hi dove!! how are you doing??

bob has been wondering how your year is thus far?