Rule Book For Life - Part 1

[randyraven]

Lets compile a Rule book for life and sell it on e-bay.

1) Never Sh*t on your own doorstep.
Date the girl/boy at work or next door.

2) Never sell anything that might break to family or friends

3) Don't Eat the yellow snow

4) However great it looked in Comets/Currys/Amazon ...when you get it home it will not look the same

5) You will always have to queue to pay in ikea

6) You will never get 6 numbers on the lotto

[novalis]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today-----You might like it and want to do it again tomorrow!!

[4GS]

Don't put all your money on a one legged man winning an arse kicking contest

[angel-cake]

Lull your enemies into a false sense of security........

[randyraven]

If your a beatle - beware of of women with one leg

[andrea81]

Always check the toilet cubicle for toilet paper before............

[China Doll]

If all else fails blame it on the dog.

[4GS]

Don't get caught sha66ing your current girlfriend's sister, that's very bad for your health

[funnygirl]

Don't do all the taking and learn to give a little!

[randyraven]

4GS
Wed 23/04/08
19:32 Don't get caught sha66ing your current girlfriend's sister, that's very bad for your health


It's good for daytime TV shows ...Jeremy Kyle show

[China Doll]

Even if it's only in a dream 4GS?

[4GS]

China, it was a nightmare, a dream I could handle, this lady went nuts

[randyraven]

4GS....

Was she not a forgiving girl ?

I have been at the sh*t end of the stick after a simular incident ...it's not nice.
But hey ...its all part of being a bloke ...get all the crap out of the way before you get old and married.

[Jugglering]

Never hammer anything into a floorboard BEFORE lifting said floorboard and checking for pipes and cables..... (sorry, J has her sensible hat on at the moment)

[China Doll]

I can't think why 4GS. You were just keeping it in the family.

[puss_boots]

Never empty a bucket of water down the sink whilst the plumber is fitting a new U bend.

[randyraven]

I drained a u bend once and then poured the water down the sink ..doh