This is the exactly the reason why the 'Quizzes & Puzzles' section was created. To keep **** questions like these out of the others and bumping valid Q out of the top 20.
THE boy stood on the burning deck,
His fleece was white as snow;
He stuck a feather in his hat,
John Anderson, my Jo!
"Come back, come back," he cried in grief,
From India's coral strands,
The frost is on the pumpkin and
The village smithy stands.