Moby Dick

[rangerjim]

Moby Dick and his school of whales were fed-up to the back teeth with Captain Ahab and his crew chasing them all over the South Atlantic, so he called a "conference of war". All the whales listened carefully as Moby Dick described the tactics to be used. First of all we will surround Ahabs ship, then take as much water into our bodies as possible, and squirt it out of our blow-holes onto the deck of the ship. This will sink the ship, and when all the sailors are floundering in the water, we will swallow them all! Any questions? A little lady whale at the back of the group put her hand up. "Yes?" said Moby. "Well" said the little lady whale, "I'd like to make a comment; I must say I'm looking forward to doing the blow job, but I don't fancy swallowing the seamen!! "