What was your most embarrasing moment?

[smudge]

You tell me yours & I might tell you mine. (Not too explicit tho)

 

[krissy04]

Falling down a flight of stairs infront of a bunch of people...and gettin tear aways ripped off when UR commando! trust me..its very embarrassing!

[krissy04]

now urs?

[smudge]

Not yet - I'm going to cheat & wait for a few nore :~)

[smudge]

*more

[purplerockie]

This happened years ago.  I had sore eyes, and one of the people I worked with at the time suggested I should get a cucumber, bob it in the fridge for a while then use slices of it to soothe my eyes.  I thought this sounded like a good idea, so in my lunch-hour I popped to the foodhall in British Home Stores (Which dates the tale!) and picked my cucumber.  I took it to the checkout, and the nice lady there pointed out to me: "This one's a bit soft love, do you want to swap it?" To which I replied, (without engaging brain) "No it's ok it's not to eat anyway".  She looked at me as though I was some kind of pervert and took my money VERY icily! 

[FP]

Come on Smudge.  We're dying to know...

[stoo_pid]

My most embarrassing moment occurred with my one & only attempt to ever chat-up a girl.

We had actually seen each other a couple of times before at a bowling alley (eye contact only, no words) & even bumped into each other in the middle of London (long way from where we both lived) where we managed some very small talk for a couple of moments.

Next time I saw her at the bowling alley I knew I had to say something, even though I was completely surrounded by all my mates & she, hers. With my heart racing I plucked up all my courage and started to speak.  I was about to say "So, do you come here often?" but as I started the sentence realised how awful that would sound, so thinking quickly, decided to ask "Are you a regular bowler?" instead.

Unfortunately something got horribly lost in translation and with everybody watching & listening, the very words that came out of my mouth to the girl I was so desperate to impress were, "So, tell me, are you regular..?"

[FP]

That made me laugh Stoo-pid! 

 

Come on Smudge.......... 

[Scarlett]

I was in Millets with my sister and we were both being very silly. She said something which made me laugh hysterically, and ran out of the shop. I realised I was the only one in the shop, other than the sales assistant, so I pretended to be interested in the T shirts, but because I was laughing so hard, I farted, uncontrollably and loudly, for AGES, whilst running out of Millets...

[Oneeyedvic]

I used to live at a YMCA (no please don't sing)

 

Anyway, it was really good fun and I enjoyed living there for around 2 years. There was one particular girl called Sarah though who was REALLY iritating. She had a really loud screechy voice and was one of those people who loved every little drama (and made most of the crises).

 

One day I was going to town when she said that she needed to go to so was going to tag along. I said okay. We went to Boots, goes up to the medicine counter and says in her loud screeching voice "can I get the morning after pill here please".

I was not happy and very embarressed

[FP]

I think probably my most embarrasing moment was years ago at a party.  I was wearing a white mini dress.  I went to sit on my husbands lap and he, being a fool, opened his knees and let me fall through.  Unfortunately, there was a glass of red wine just under my bum and yes I felt straight on top of it.  Blood all over the place.

 

I had to leave the room with my husband in order that he could remove the pieces of glass from my bum.  I was not amused and very embarrassed.

[FP]

Smudge, where are you....

[el duerino]

suckers :)

[FP]

Go on El Duerino, there must have been a time that even you were embarrassed. :-()

[stoo_pid]

Smuuuuuudge.....

[FP]

Well I feel cheated now!  Goodnight.

[smudge]

Right now this really is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to me & something I'll never forget..

 

When I was 16 years old, at that very impressionable age & painfully shy, my new boyfriend of only two days, was walkng me home from his house. It was thick snow all around & deadly quiet. He had his arm around me & we were just quietly chatting away, when I slipped on some black ice, fell flat on my back & passed wind really loud! Now as I said, I was painfully shy, it was deadly quiet, no cars on the road or anything in sight, so I couldn't even pass it off as a motorbike! I just couldn't get up off the pavemet as it was so slippery. He then had to help me back on my feet & I just wanted all the drains in the road to open & swallow me up! I wouldn't see him any more purely out of embarrassment, I just couldn't face him. 

 

Now this may not sound very much to you, but I can assure you it wasn't the nicest thing to happen on your second date! So now you know!  

[smudge]

It probably would have sounded funnier if I'd said I'd farted, just like Scarlett did! All the same, what ever it was, wind - fart, it just had to slip out at such an inopportune moment!

 

I have been screaming of laughter at your posts! Sleep well, that's if you ever stop thinking of all these hilarious posts.

[secretspirit]

I'm really clumsy so I have loads of embarassing moments but here's one of the worst.

 

I was on holiday in Malta and before we went on a day trip I wanted to go back to my room to collect something. I was in a rush so I left my family downstairs in the breakfast room and decided to run across the main reception area and then get in the lift. Unfortunately for me I had picked the exact time that the cleaning lady was mopping the marble floor and after a bit of comedy scooby doo style on the spot skeddaddling I fell flat on my face! Right in front of a whole bus load of German tourists. Now bearing in mind how wet this floor was and I had none of my family with me I had a very hard job getting back up off the floor. Even the cleaning lady was wetting herself laughing along with most of the Germans as I eventually dragged myself up nursing new bruises and limped to the lifts. It was with a huge effort I came back down from the room and scuttled past the whole crowd again before I went on the trip!

[PurplePixie]

Embarrassing is a way of life for me....I've got loads of them...

I nearly got to the front of the supermarket queue on a busy rainy afternoon, there was a really gormless checkout girl in front of me....everyone was tutting & glaring at the her. Then the checkout girl couldn't even find her pen,so with a loud tutt & eyes heavenwards I said "Oh God...use this" & shoved what I thought was my pen under her nose. Yep, it was a Tampax.

Another time. At a Christmas gathering, I was watching my friend open her gifts. She'd been given some perfume..Anais Anais by someone. I Said "Oh that's nice....it smells like Cats P1ss on me though"

My next present was from her...Yep you guessed it...Anais Anais.

Oops.