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When a lovely woman stoops to folly....
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.. & finds too late that men betray.
What charm can soothe her melancholy?
What art can wash her guilt away?
the only art her guilt to cover,
to hide her shame from every eye,
to give repentence to her lover
and wring his bosom, is - to DIE ........???????????????
WTF? No bl00dy way. That's a bit sexist - would you write that about a man who had stooped to folly? No - he'd be described as stooping to conquer & given a pat on the back.
Honestly, thank goodness things have moved on.
What charm can soothe her melancholy?
What art can wash her guilt away?
the only art her guilt to cover,
to hide her shame from every eye,
to give repentence to her lover
and wring his bosom, is - to DIE ........???????????????
WTF? No bl00dy way. That's a bit sexist - would you write that about a man who had stooped to folly? No - he'd be described as stooping to conquer & given a pat on the back.
Honestly, thank goodness things have moved on.
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Me too Fluffy...me too.
I'm just doing something different tone. Can't think of any jokes today other than the Quasimodo one. Actually, most poetry is crap - I'd rather have a love song written about me, than loads of pretentious poetry. Something along the lines of Layla, or Something in the way she moves - that Patti was a lucky lady.
I'm just doing something different tone. Can't think of any jokes today other than the Quasimodo one. Actually, most poetry is crap - I'd rather have a love song written about me, than loads of pretentious poetry. Something along the lines of Layla, or Something in the way she moves - that Patti was a lucky lady.
agree with ya jack. salla try this one for size.....
The happiest moment in a woman's life
Is when she hears the turn of her lover's key
In the lock, and pretends to be asleep
When he enters the room, trying to be
Quiet but clumsy, bumping into things,
And she can smell the liquor on his breath
But forgives him because she has him back
And doesn't have to sleep alone.
The happiest moment in a man's life
Is when he climbs out of bed
With a woman, after an hour's sleep,
After making love, and pulls on
His trousers, and walks outside,
And pees in the bushes, and sees
The high August sky full of stars
And gets in his car and drives home.
The happiest moment in a woman's life
Is when she hears the turn of her lover's key
In the lock, and pretends to be asleep
When he enters the room, trying to be
Quiet but clumsy, bumping into things,
And she can smell the liquor on his breath
But forgives him because she has him back
And doesn't have to sleep alone.
The happiest moment in a man's life
Is when he climbs out of bed
With a woman, after an hour's sleep,
After making love, and pulls on
His trousers, and walks outside,
And pees in the bushes, and sees
The high August sky full of stars
And gets in his car and drives home.
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