Teddy Bear Named at last!Prize goes to Sara!Apologies for the delay.

Mr Veritas | 00:39 Sat 01st May 2010 | ChatterBank

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A little while ago I asked for suggestions for a name for my(nameless) Teddy Bear(80 odd years old)
I have now decided on SMARTIE PANTS
Why?
Smartie from a suggestion by SARA, (please come forward and claim your prize,)
AND
Pants,because during(and after) WW2 he was saved(and saved me) by the seat of my pants!

Now,any suggestion as to a prize?

now be honest....

Blimey Limeys

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ummmm

A snog?

ummmm

Offer to adopt her?

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Mr Veritas

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Well AB POlice,as I am 87 and don't look good naked(or dressed!LOL) Sara wouldn't like that,I think!LOL

ummmm,
For the same reason a snog is out,especially with Elsie around! LOL
Yes she would like me to adopt her (I think) but I don't know what the rest of the family might say!(including Elsie)

ummmm

I said a snog too quick....that's when I came back with adoption. You can be her cyber Daddy :-)

Mr Veritas

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ummmm,
I think she regards me as her cyber GRAND Daddy already!

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ummmm

She's old...you could be her Daddy.....!!

(I'm joking...I love you Sara x)

Mr Veritas

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Ah,sorry AB Police,
YOU want to be the prize?

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Mr Veritas

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I see,
SO AB Police has the hots for Sara then?
I feel like a dating agency.
However,it may be up to Sara to say what prize she wants!

ummmm

She wants AB Police.....lol...believe me :-)

Mr Veritas

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OH ummmm,
Do tell me more!
I always thought of Sara as a shy,demure,retiring sort of girl?
Obviously I was wrong!

Buenchico

As the legal representative of a teddy called 'Smarty Pants' I have to advise you, Mr V, that naming your teddy 'Smartie Pants' will inevitably lead to my client suing you for 'passing off', patent infringement, copyright infringement, and any other type of infringement which we can think of ;-)
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ummmm

She is....she's full of class and beautiful with it.....AB Police is a regular user...one that Sara gets on with...

no know what I mean..?

Mr Veritas

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Chris,
As you will realise,there is a slight difference in the spelling,AND my name is for purely personal use!
So,to paraphrase a famous saying,"Sue and be dammed" LOL

Mr Veritas

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ummmm,
No need to say ANY more,I just love my imagination!
As an old friend of mine used to say
"A dirty mind is a perpetual feast!" LOL

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