Blimey...
1. My mother let me smoke in front of her from the age of 14/15. My stepfather objected, but lost....
2. My mother took me on one foreign holiday at the age of 16, to Fuengirola. By the age of 22, I'd starting taking HER on holiday. At 23, I took her to the Bahamas, and will never forget the look on her face when she arrived.
3. I had my last "hiding" at the age of 23, when I turned and hit her back. She's never raised a finger to me since.
4. Even at the age of 33, I'd have to be married before she'd let me share a bed with a man under her roof.