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Talking of accents...
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Geordie went into a clock repairers on Westgate Road, Newcastle
He went up to the counter where a bonny lass was serving and proceeded to drop his trousers and whack it out on the counter.
'I'm sorry Sir' she said, 'This is a CLOCK shop !!'
'That's all right' said Geordie ...'PUT TWO HANDS ON THAT !!'
He went up to the counter where a bonny lass was serving and proceeded to drop his trousers and whack it out on the counter.
'I'm sorry Sir' she said, 'This is a CLOCK shop !!'
'That's all right' said Geordie ...'PUT TWO HANDS ON THAT !!'
You're from Newcastle aren't ya Bobbs?
I once went out years ago in Newcastle town centre. It was one of the worst of my life. All the men were shaven haired and tattoed to bu88ery and all the women has skirts as high as their armpits, bleached blonde hair and also tattoed to bu88ery- as for their accents, i still have nightmares about it. All were as rough as owt.
It's no word of a lie to say I wanted to hug The Angel of the North on my way home, it meant I was leaving the place.
Oh and I also dropped my phone down a pub toilet there. It's probably still there.
I once went out years ago in Newcastle town centre. It was one of the worst of my life. All the men were shaven haired and tattoed to bu88ery and all the women has skirts as high as their armpits, bleached blonde hair and also tattoed to bu88ery- as for their accents, i still have nightmares about it. All were as rough as owt.
It's no word of a lie to say I wanted to hug The Angel of the North on my way home, it meant I was leaving the place.
Oh and I also dropped my phone down a pub toilet there. It's probably still there.
