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Rich man, poor man............................
A rich man and a poor man were talking about the presents they bought their wives for their birthdays. The rich man said "I bought her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, If she doesn't like the ring she can drive the car to the jeweller's and get it changed." The poor man said "I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a magic wand, so if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and f@ck herself!"
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