You have won some money and bought a lovely country pub ...

[Bobbisox]

which was rundown and derelict, so you spend lots of money and you put your own stamp on it..

What quirky name would you have on the hanging sign outside?

[Bbbananas]

Hoveldown Hostelry

[McMouse]

The Fawcett Inn comes to mind.

[joggerjayne]

The Runner's Butt

[MickyMacgraw]

Standup saloon for some of my obviously stifled new friends I've met recently so they could have a platform where they can really have a try to showcase their wasted comedic talents and hopefully achieve their true vocation in life.

[rowanwitch]

The Sailor and the Albatross...

or The Flying Pig

[Bobbisox]

Micky..ha-ha thats so true..lol
and of cause McM always original..

[MickyMacgraw]

:)

[squarebear]

The Pimp and Pusher.

[Bobbisox]

can't think why Rowan....
dear man of yours?

[Bobbisox]

splutter...square bear...great one
best anser up till now

[rowanwitch]

first one yes....but the second one because pigs would need to fly before I bought a pub...

[Bobbisox]

what about the Winged Bacon then Rowan????

[MickyMacgraw]

Good one squarebear.

[Bobbisox]

yes doc but this fantasy..ha-ha

[Bobbisox]

yours would be The Rum Gadgy doc..;-)

[andy-hughes]

I've always liked 'The Reluctant Virgin' as a pub name, but in these PC times, I have gone for a change - my pub will henceforth be known as -

'The Halfway Inn'.

Eye Thenk yaouuuuu!!!!!!