wow factor headlines

[zzxxee]

if you got up tommorow morning what would be the most shocking headline you could read?

how about
"Elvis found alive and well living in the playboy mansion!"

[anneasquith]

seriously shocking would be war broken out in korea.

[zzxxee]

that would be awful Anne x

[NazNomad]

HEATWAVE HITS WALES

Hosepipe-ban imminent.

[A.Guest]

NOMAD LOST IN WALES

Looking for heatwave

[NazNomad]

I'd be running about like a headless chicken, in my mankini, with my factor 50 at the ready.

[Gromit]

POPE SHIFTS POSITION ON CONDOM!

[jno]

nice headline in a Sydney newspaper the other day. Shane Warne, the former Australian spin bowler and promoter of a hair-loss treatment, was quoted as saying that the spinner picked for the current Australian team was not the best one around. The newspaper headlined this: "Shane Warne: that's not my real heir".

[zzxxee]

these are great x
how about
"shock horror at kerry katonas pregnancy, rumours are jeremy kyle is the father"

[zzxxee]

is that a headline or personal request eddie ?

[zzxxee]

could still make an interesting headline !!!!! x

[craft1948]

I think she's safe Eddie.....nobody would board her.

[Gromit]

A pirate with two eyepatches might.

[rowanwitch]

World ended yesterday....

[zzxxee]

like that one rowan !!! lol

[starone]

Whole of Royal Family abdicates. Cameron takes over as President.