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moonraker558 | 17:26 Mon 29th Nov 2010 | Jokes
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How do Australians find sheep in long grass? Quite good actually.
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LOL ...then I come along, peer over a fence and say "Hoy mate ! are you shearing that sheep" and Bruce answers "Naah, get yer own!"
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this.

"Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain".

"That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor.

"I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out".

The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
Oooh ...naughty !
Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?"

Ahh, I'm takin' a herd of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

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