Most annoying celebrity

[Ducati]

Who do you consider to be the most annoying celebrity?

My top two, using celebrity in its loosest sense, are Jade Goody and the portugeuse bloke who won Big Brother last year (hmmm, interesting that they were both BB contestants).

[greenday]

Prepare for the floodgates to open with this one! It would be easier to list those who are the least annoying as, let's face it, just about all of them are irritating. I'll start with Eddie Izzard, the Beckhams, Jordan, Gina Yashere, Hugh Fernley-Whitingstall, Graham Norton....

[bernardo]

What Portuguese bloke?  Last year's BB was won by Nadia.  Do you mean the Portuguese version of BB?

Anyway, David Dickinson.

[Wisebird]

Would agree with Donaldson.  I find the majority completely annoying and detest this whole 'celebrity' culture.

Taking 'celebrity' in this thread to mean a famous person who has shown no talent  to gain fame except to court the press and other media, then the worse for me has to be Jordan.

[Glossopswift]

Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. I also struggle to work out how Abi Titmuss became a celebrity, but at least she's pleasant to look at. And I get fed up with hearing people moan about how they are unhappy and can't go anywhere without the media intruding and they just want a real life, then they disappear so the media loses interest, then they come back a year later and are in your face on every programme, magazine cover etc and the cycle starts again. Are you listening Robbie, Ginger, Posh etc? And Jordan.

[FP]

But at least Robbie does have a talent.  He can sing!  This is more than you can say for the other so called 'celebrities'.  And you didn't mention the awful Peter Andre!!

[Dom Tuk]

Ainsley Harriot, Lenny Henry and that singing tutor from fame academy who all are all good at mindless mirth. Can someone please tell Ainsley that laughing out loud or singing in operatic fashion does not make good television.

By the way the portuguese BB winner mentioned above is the transexual Nadia (in her defence she did not make a big issue of her gender when in the house, the media hyped it up)

[littleoldme]

That well-matched couple Jordan and Peter Andre (one's famous for having unfeasibly large breasts and being unable to sing and, erm, so's the other), Jamie Oliver, Geri Halliwell (yuck), Anthea Turner, Clive Anderson, Cilla Black , Anne Robinson, Patrick Kielty, that bloke who used to be in Brush Strokes and who now does nothing apart from advertise Flash...ooh, there are just so many.

[cockneyexile]

cilla black because the only good thing to come out of liverpool is the m62

[gluff]

Craig Doyle,get him off the sporting scene,he has the brain of an ant and would be even more useless if he didn't have headphones on for someone to give him cliche questions,also does he have the worst irish accent ever?.

        Eddie Butler,he knows a bit about rugby but his french accent is worse than that policeman on 'Allo Allo'

[gluff]

Alan Hansen and mark Laurencen (spelling?)

[Pootle]

The Osbornes should all face the firing squad, a family of talentless freaks who have no place in our society. Also in the queue Will Young, Jamie Oliver, Davina McCall, Ant and Dec...

[Dudley]

What about Angela Rippon or Trevor MacDonald (How on earth did he get a knighthood, his delivery is appalling). Have to agree about most of the others mentioned, particularly Chris Evans and David Dickinson. Then there's Celine Dion, great voice but boy can she talk garbage?

[Dudley]

Oh! and I forget Jeremy Paxman. He completely ruined University Challenge after Bamber Gascoigne made a classic.

[purplefish]

cat deeley and rick stein are definately the worst

[FP]

Dudley.  I thought I was alone in my feelings about Trevor McDonald.  Thank you.  I think he is wooden, with strings that operate him.  And, like you, have wondered how he ever got a Knighthood.

And I forgot to mention the absolutely awful Sharon Osbourne who makes me cringe with embarrassment.

[lodekka]

Purplefish - good call re Cat Deeley. How many inane facial expressions is she able to pull in one programme?

Since my usual suspects of Cilla Black and Jamie Oliver have already been taken, I'll go with a sacred cow. Julie Walters. Simply can't abide her in anything.

[Ducati]

French and Saunders - OKish separetely, but who ever told them that they were a funny double act should be shot. 

[Clayhead]

My personal list- Bruce Forsyth, Jonathan Ross, Ainsley Harriott, Frank Bruno, David Dickinson, David Beckham and anyone who uses he word "fantastic" more than once a week! 

[Pootle]

Also, that guy off the Abbey National adverts, that camp guy from Airport, Fat Rick, Keith Chegwin and Shane Richie

[Pootle]

Any celebrity who has ever "written" an autobiography should thrown to the dogs.