My contribution to St David's Day (apparently today!)

[DTCwordfan]

My contribution to Daffy's Day..........

David and Patrick, his Irish mate, were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening a little worse for the wear from the excesses of drinking too much "Double Dragon".

David spots a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings.

"Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says David

So David walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does the business.

David then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next"

So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings......

[Count-A-Strong]

Terrible mixed tenses there DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Blame the author, Count, he was American probaby and completely lacking a proper understanding of the language. I just "cut and paste."

And certainly I am not going to review this for correctness, having just come off editing 21 pages of the most unbelievable crap, both in terms of structure and grammar, written by a gentleman of the Indian sub-continent.

[DTCwordfan]

and before you are pedantic, "probably."