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joggerjayne | 08:33 Wed 27th Apr 2011 | ChatterBank
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OMG ... I am 7% Chav ... !!

(I have eaten a Pot Noodle, and I have taken home the shampoo from a hotel)

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Oh, dear. I'm 33% chav, apparently :(
08:37 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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26%

I demand a re-count!
08:37 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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30%... well, I suppose I DO live in Derby....
08:37 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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You think you're in trouble JJ, I'm 59%, oh the shame:( Must be the excessive Christmas lights and shopping at Iceland periodically...
08:38 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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I'm 52% chav.

Though I expect there should be at least a 3 times multiplier applied to that for being from Essex.
08:40 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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30%. I have cut out coupons from a magazine! Lol
08:42 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Well, as we are all a bit Chavy, at least we know what to buy each other for Christmas ...

Fred Perry polo shirt

200 Cigarettes

4 cans of Woodpecker cider

Car air freshener

McDonald's vouchers

Sovereign ring

Anything made from that velour fabric

Anything purple

Etc ...
08:43 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Snap, tigger, 30% and I cut out coupons!! Wonder if Starbuck will give it a go?
08:44 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Crikey, Pixi ...

30% for just 3 "yes" answers ???

I said yes to 2, and only got 7%.

I wonder if the question are weighted?
08:46 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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15% chav? I didn't think chavs shopped at Iceland.
08:47 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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15%!
08:48 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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I do like to save 20p here and there Welshy ;o)
08:50 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Avatar Image Arti
I'd imagine the questions are a bit weighted. Vouchers from magazines? That means my Grandma* is very much a chav. Burberry, though, is definitely chav city...mate!

*Nan, for all who scored more than 30%.
08:50 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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A woman with a sense of thrift - my kind of woman!!! (Not from Yorkshire are you?)
08:52 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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<jth shall be carefully pretending to have over-looked this thread thereby being able to carry on the pretence of not actually having scored 22% !!!!!>
08:53 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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mmmm Maccy-D's vanilla smoothie. Apparently I am 20% Chav... but I take solace in the fact that I am 80% 'something else'...
08:53 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Nope, I'm a Saff London chav!

Will anyone admit to buying a present from a petrol station? I've bought flowers but that was on the way to a cemetry.
08:54 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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"but I take solace in the fact that I am 80% 'something else'... "

Well we all know what "snag" is in the swear filter after all :-p
08:55 Wed 27th Apr 2011

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