UP NORTH

[Bobbisox]

Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

"We're all shocked, we never knew we had a library."

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Also up north a man decided to wash his sports shirt. He opens the washing machine then stops, thinking for a minute.

He shouts to his missus,


"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replies. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yells back, "Manchester United.”

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My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre.

He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Granddad."

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

The child replied, "Granddad."

The guard smiled asked: "But what's he like?"

The little angel thought for a moment and then replied, "cans of lager and women with big tits."

[1RedBeachball]

Good :)

[Jemisa]

Good 'un Bobbi.

jem

[jd_here]

Sorry Bobbi, you've got it wrong, you don't find any Man U supporters up north!

[boxtops]

;-) unfortunately the last one was posted only a day or so ago, but with the female version!

[Ric.ror]

Sorry jd but we are like rats
Your never more than 10 feet from one