Bloody women

[bobjugs12]

I'm gonna kick NoM's arse.
I've introduced her to the unbridled joy that is JD and coke. Now the wench has nicked all my Jack and left me with her girly Tia Maria.
Im tempted to deprive her of loving till she replaces my bourbon.

I repeat, bloody women!!!!

[bobjugs12]

Ps women, learn your place.......in the kitchen!!!

[venator]

I drink Laphroaig or Ardbeg, because they're so peaty and smoky that OH won't touch them...

[HowardKennitby]

You should be grateful that she has removed that poisonous muck from you. Learn to enjoy the subtlety of coffee flavoured beverages.

[DTCwordfan]

Sounds like no nooky for you, Bobj, if NoM reads this.....

[askyourgran]

Lol, girly Tia Maria is nice in coffee. You know you don't mean it bobj. JD and Coke is really nice for sharing, you wouldn't deprive the lass of three of the great joys in life would you?

[bobjugs12]

I like to wear NoM's knickers.

[paddywak]

I'm lucky. Trish tried a shot of one of my malts and pronounced it revolting, it was the Laphroaigh mind you which as venator says is an acquired taste so now she normally sticks to Vodka if she fancies a short

[DTCwordfan]

When I come to look at it, your avatar has a certain resemblance to David Beckham.

[bobjugs12]

I just got the AB equivalent of Fraped.
If we`re playing silly buggers then NoM likes it when i wear my Ambulance uniform in bed. She gets off on the risk of MRSA, dirty girl!!

[karenmac60]

Got any vodka? Use her girly Tia Maria t make yourself a nice black russian and get hammered way before she does ;) (ps be nice - its only 2 days till her birthday now)

[bobjugs12]

KKaren, Im taking her out for a nice meal at the local Thai restaurant, a lovely present, followed by a night involving rose petals, Lonely Richie and a copius amount of love ;-)

[karenmac60]

Lionel Ritchie???? That qualifies as domestic abuse Bob!!!

[bobjugs12]

MMaybe Barry White then....

[karenmac60]

Hmmmm, still not convinced there

[bobjugs12]

WWho would you suggest?

[askyourgran]

Dtc.. Where the h*ll do you get David Beckham from?

[tinkerbell23]

i just dont like j and coke!! :0(

ill stick to gin...or wine...or bacardi...or dark rum...or alcopops...lol oh or cider...anything! but not whiskey :0(

[karenmac60]

Meths Tink? ;)

Bob, be more subtle - they are really cheesy 'gettin it on' types. Think who Nom actually likes and find their most sultry stuff :)