Year of the Dragon.

[vivandorron]

This year (2012) being the Chinese 'Year of the Dragon', the following may be of interest.

Chinaman asks his three daughters to describe the ideal men they would like as husbands. The replies being:-

Eldest daughter....Man with a dragon tatooed on his chest.

2nd daughter.....Man with dragon tatooed on each arm.

Youngest daughter...Man with one dragon below his knee.

Ron.

[Everhelpful]

Very good,Ron.

[treetops1]

Was no 3 mirror image of you Ron.

[Everhelpful]

No,treetops,you are thinking of me!! (I wish).

[missprim]

Greedy girl.

[vivandorron]

No way treetops.

He frustrates me with his postings.

Viv.

[ABerrant]

>>>This year (2012) being the Chinese 'Year of the Dragon'

Shouldn't that be "next year" (which begins in 4 days time)?

[vivandorron]

Thanks ABerrant for having pointed out my error. I am always making mistakes; especially when I telephone people in China. There are so many Wings and Wongs that I often wing the wong number.!! :-) :-)

Ron.

[grasscarp]

I had to read this a couple of times. I thought one of the daughters was saying her ideal man is Ron!!!!!!!!!!1

[vivandorron]

No grasscarp....Let's say no more on that point. I don't wish to be further belittled by my wife Viv, who posted earlier in this thread.

REon.

[DTCwordfan]

Kung Hei Fat Choi, Ron.

[vivandorron]

Sorry DT, I must drag on with this one because I am lost by your response.

Please explain because we don't want crosswords with each other. LOL.

Ron.

[DTCwordfan]

Cantonese for Happy New Year

Mandarin is Gung Hei Fa Chai

[askyourgran]

I'm having a slow day today I had to read this three times before I got it. :(

[vivandorron]

Thanks DT for having wished me such. I was thinking along those lines but, because I have been all evening on red wine, was beginning to wonder if I was suffering from DTs. ☺☺☺

Hi ayg ...Hope you enjoyed it when you got it.!! I haven't the dragons fire I once had and am happy to have 'flameless' days. In fact a holiday to me is a week at home doing nothing.(Apart from being nonsensical in the columns of AB.)

Ron.