Brilliant ones Star, I hope you don't mind if I add a few musical ones.
One can't judge Wagner's opera 'Lohengrin' after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time. - Gioacchino Rossini
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Sir Thomas Beecham
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen
“Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it” - Sir Thomas Beecham