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50th birthday silly presents
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A very very dear friend of ours reaches a milestone next week. Now obviously we are getting him a proper nice present. However, we also want to get him some silly presents. We were thinking stuff like Grecian 2000, false teeth holder etc. Any ideas?
It is all in good humour and he will laugh.
It is all in good humour and he will laugh.
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Evening Barmaid,
A good friend of ours had their 50th in the Spring and after consulting with Mrs Bear, as I could'nt remember all of them, this is part of what we got him, in a box presented in "Happy 50th" wrapping, with "50" confetti EVERYWHERE!:
'The Book Of Senior Moments' .......essential reading especially for bad dress sense, ability to lose things, bladder control, embarrassing dancing etc
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Windeze Tablets ( for those flatulent moments )
A Jim Reeves CD
A pair of named socks with his name on them in case he forgets it!
A tube of Steradent Active Plus, for the teef ( Crafty uses it as foreplay with me ) :0)
A pack of Grecian 2000 lotion and conditioner
A box of Santatogen Vital 50+ ( one a day, keeps the doctor away,..... and you on the toliet )
3 packs of Horlicksfor those sleepless nights
AND not forgetting, for those "i'm still a stud" moments ....
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Hope you get him some good stuff, BM :0)
Yogi xxx
A good friend of ours had their 50th in the Spring and after consulting with Mrs Bear, as I could'nt remember all of them, this is part of what we got him, in a box presented in "Happy 50th" wrapping, with "50" confetti EVERYWHERE!:
'The Book Of Senior Moments' .......essential reading especially for bad dress sense, ability to lose things, bladder control, embarrassing dancing etc
http://
Windeze Tablets ( for those flatulent moments )
A Jim Reeves CD
A pair of named socks with his name on them in case he forgets it!
A tube of Steradent Active Plus, for the teef ( Crafty uses it as foreplay with me ) :0)
A pack of Grecian 2000 lotion and conditioner
A box of Santatogen Vital 50+ ( one a day, keeps the doctor away,..... and you on the toliet )
3 packs of Horlicksfor those sleepless nights
AND not forgetting, for those "i'm still a stud" moments ....
http://
Hope you get him some good stuff, BM :0)
Yogi xxx
lol, all of you.
for his special present he is probably getting a fossil (don't laugh). Me and my mate found a prehistoric fossil of a fish at an antiques fair recently. He loves fish, he loves anatomy, he loves "old". so we reckoned that something that was hundreds of thousands of years old might just do. We will also get him a bloody decent bottle of whisky.
I am also doing the flowers for his big event. We just wanted to do something silly to wind him up. Some fantastic ideas here!
for his special present he is probably getting a fossil (don't laugh). Me and my mate found a prehistoric fossil of a fish at an antiques fair recently. He loves fish, he loves anatomy, he loves "old". so we reckoned that something that was hundreds of thousands of years old might just do. We will also get him a bloody decent bottle of whisky.
I am also doing the flowers for his big event. We just wanted to do something silly to wind him up. Some fantastic ideas here!
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