Possession

[Jasdaliwal]

"Hi, ok so for the past few months I been thinking I  am possessed, but there was a few week that I went without thinking that. This is how I act, I dont act diffrent then other people. I still care about my family, I like to be around people, like to hang around my friends, I am still able to go to work, and to the gym, I dont hear or see things, I dont have no extra strength. Do you think I am possessed? Can you ask me some questions to see if I am possessed? What are some signs of possession? Thank you"

[dotty.]

don't take any notice you won't have any numbers on your body they're just being silly, have you ever taken a picture of the back of your head with your mobile phone?

[Baldric]

A receipt.

[dotty.]

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a04/ht/bl/write-eviction-notice-800x800.jpg

[Answerprancer]

Ok, I'll be totally honest with you - if you are serious, I think you might want to consider being screened for schizophrenia.

[dotty.]

it's in society and culture though but, not body and soul. (stands back in amazement) is this actually in the wrong category..........

[Baldric]

A bit of Exorcise might help.

[Iluvspikey]

If you really don't feel right, go see your doctor and tell him how you feel, he will put you in touch with somebody who can put your fears to rest.

[dotty.]

and if it is tapeworm your GP can prescribe treatment for that too.

[bibblebub]

360° head rotation is a giveaway

[LazyGun]

I nominate Baldrics answer;
"A bit of Exorcise might help"

As primary candidate for "best answer" :)

[Answerprancer]

...but if I'm honest with my opinion on your OP Jas, Scandinavian mythical creatures that live under bridges come to mind.

[dotty.]

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/nisse-snow-glob-134492

[EDDIE51]

Yes , you are 'possessed' just send £500 to my bank account and I will serve a 'repossession notice' and transfer your possesion to myself .

[Baldric]

I'll do it for £1000, a much better class of ripoff!

[MASS1961]

I suggest you refer back to your 3rd post....

Thanks everyone so I'm not possessed?!

No. You're Not

[Baldric]

Mass, don't say that, we were on for a profit here,

[baza]

you may be suffering from a lack of O.E.D. Please send £1.500 for further advice.

[Answerprancer]

Mass - what NOT not possessed ?!

[boxtops]

so you have no signs of being possessed, but you think you are? Who or what do you think you are possessed by? Let's have some possession diagnostics here!

[MASS1961]

No Answerprancer,

I don't mean not NOT not NOT possesed just not not not not...not posessed, (sure you're counting my 'not's')

Anyway now i'll up the ante to £2k, for councelling, please help me!! lol