Rich & Poor...

[Jemisa]

A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends.
"What are you getting your girlfriend?" asks the poor man.
And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes."
"Why both?" asks the poor man.
And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring."
And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?"
And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a magic wand. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself."

[marval]

HaHa

[Aquariel]

I'm guessing the AB filter replaced d.... with "magic wand" ? It wouldn't make sense otherwise!

[tenrec]

LOL

[Mick-Talbot]

The filter appears to have replaced Mercedes too ...unless he is buying her the American football player, Marcedes Lewis

[starone]

You have to insert your own word sometimes. Pity, but there it is. Good joke Jem.

[Jemisa]

I don't know what you're on about? The joke is exactly as I posted it, no filters or replacement words (scratches head) the only difference is I myself replaced 'uc' with 2 stars.

jem

[pjgriffo]

Where can you buy these magic wands?

[Aquariel]

Sorry, Jem - "magic wand" sounded like a replacement phrase - not a word I've heard used for that, so it confused me!!

[Mick-Talbot]

magic wand is a replacement.

[ummmm]

magic wand

[ummmm]

Yep...it replaces the common name for a pink rabbit.

[Jemisa]

I've just read thru my joke again & now I see what you mean, yes the word 'D!ld0' has been replaced with magic wand, I didn't see it before sorry. 'D!ld0 it should be...

jem

[owdhamer]

And the rich man said magic wand my arse.