Life's Little Mysteries ...

[Ann]

Why do you get an itch on your back you just can't reach ...........
Why does the phone ring when you are making pastry?
Why does nobody come to see you when your house is nice and tidy?

There are hundreds of these little mysteries, lets hear some more .......

[excelsior-1]

why does my phone only ring when i am in the bath?

[aelmpvw]

my phone never ever rings when i am sat next to it

[tiggerblue10]

My personal one - why do I always find a piece of clothing lurking around somewhere after I've put the washing machine on.

[tonyav]

Why do parcel delivery men only come when your not in !.

[Ann]

Talking of phones - why are both handsets left upstairs when the phone rings and I am in the lounge?

[excelsior-1]

hello tony

i hear that!

[Ann]

Why is there always a teaspoon left in the bottom of the washing up bowl?

[Frank97]

Why does my dog bark when I go to the toilet?

[tonyav]

Hi ya excel.

[Georgiesmum]

Why does the doorbell only ring when im in the toilet?
Where do all these odd socks come from?
How do the sellotape and scissors grow legs and walk and are nowhere to be found when you need them
Ive tons of pens but why cant i ever find one that works when i need to take a phone message?

[Ann]

Why does the sky cloud over just as an exciting sighting of meteors is forecast?

[Ann]

Why is the last chocolate in the box always a coffee creme :(

[sandyRoe]

Why is it when you're watching Countdown and get the conundrum there's never anyone there to tell?

[Ann]

Why does bread fall buttered side down.
Why does the till close just as you reach the head of the queue?
Why do traffic lights turn red just as you approach?

[Mick-Talbot]

Ann
Why does the phone ring when you are making pastry?




What a bizarre way of saying having a ****

[boxtops]

where are the partners of the socks?

[AlwaysConfused]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How come abbreviation is such a long word?
Why does my mother only ever phone when I'm cooking?

[losgigs]

I've saved a variety of odd black socks , hoping one day to find the right partners, but they NEVER materialise!

[Ann]

Never heard of that MT???

[Ann]

Why do I always get the supermarket trolley with the wonky wheels?