Another Toilet Question

[nailit]

Following on from carrusts question several posts below, am I the only man here that doesnt pee everywhere exept in the toilet bowl? I think its disgusting and theres no excuse for it. I hate anyone (especially men) using my own personal loo. I cringe when any bloke asks to use my toilet as I invariably have to clean up after them.
Just WHY do men miss their aim, its not difficult, I dont. (and I use toilet paper to er *ahem* dab myself after weeing)

[ferlew]

Bless you :)

[-Talbot-]

What a catch you are, the AB women will be all over you now!

[ferlew]

Oh, for sure.
Nowt like a considerate pee-er :)

[boxtops]

well then, you are a gem, nailit. You can use my loo anytime :-)

[Psybbo]

Nailit, you've nailed it xx

[grasscarp]

Do you do toilet training for adults by any chance?

[ferlew]

And if you actually sit, to do a non thunderous wee, I'll make you a sarnie and a cuppa after. :)

[-Talbot-]

I fool people into thinking my aim is excellent by p-ing in the sink.

[weecalf]

peer pressure I Think

[boxtops]

You wee on the pier, weecalf? (well, with a name like that.....)

[ferlew]

Must tell you this one......
A lad of my acquaintance was getting married.
On the honeymoon, he was scared of doing a wee with sound effects, and putting off his bride.
So he stood there, put his foot in the water, and wee'd down his leg, washing it afterwards.
Good lad.

[carrust]

My mate's Mrs makes him sit down when he has a slash...control or what.

[ferlew]

Why do men call it a slash? Horrid.

[bookbinder]

Here's a 'motto' that I read about some years ago. The lady of the house had it fixed in one of her loos:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.

[237SJ]

My aunty used to have a cartoon above her loo. It was of a line of dogs waiting to use a lampost. It said "We aim to please. You aim too, please"

[ferlew]

I had similar bookbinder,
"If you sprinkle, when you tinkle
please be sweet, and wipe the seat".

[ferlew]

Blimming hell, methyl.