Christmas Announcements (4 - Part 2)

DTCwordfan | 17:07 Mon 15th Dec 2014 | ChatterBank

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'Twas the night before Christmas when all through Sherrard’s House
Gness searched for the tilly-tools to hand to Builder, her shed spouse.
Instructions were factor studied and ABers were know-abit inspired,
In hopes Alwaysconfused could manage, "Some Assembly Required."

The Canaries were quiet (not tinkerbell asleep) in their Wendilla beds,
While Dave and Gness faced the evening with Ann dread:
A Voddie kitchen, two sunny dave bikes, Rabets's town house to boot!
And, thanks to Jourdain, a train with a Retrochic toot!

They opened Ruthann boxes, dieseldick’s hearts skipped a beat....
Let no pieces be Snags, wingnuts missing or Bernie’s toes incomplete!
Too late for last-minute Janbee returns or Sqad replacement;
If they can't get it tamaris right, it goes down in the Methyl basement!

When what to our Ladybirder eyes should appear,
But 50 sheets of Lady J’s directions, rockyracoon concise, but not woofgang clear,
With each part Pasta numbered and every slot Daffy named,
So if there were a JNO failure, only they could be blamed.

More rapid than Ummmm’s fingers the smurf parts then fell out,
All over LindaPalmara's carpet they were welshtannered and scattered about.
"Now Bella bolt it! Now Tora twist it! Attach it SP right there!
Slide on the Mushroom seats, and staple the Mic’s stairs!

Hammer the Jeza shelves, and nailitto the Lady Alex stand."
"Gness said The Builder, "true to Stokey form, you just glued my hand."
And then in a Hughes twinkling, we knew for an ayabrea fact
That all the Prudie dealers had indeed made a NoM pact.

To keep Kyliemums and Ichkeria busy all Christmas Eve night
With "assembly required" till GMEBers’ first flobadob light.
Welshie spoke not a Barsel word, but kept bent at the cloverjo work,
Till their eyes, they went bella bleary; their trt fingers all hurt.

The sloopy tea went cold and the night it wore tiggerblue thin
Before we attached the last Chrissa rod and last pin.
Then laying the Jim tools away in the Pedant’s chest,
They fell into bed for a well-deserved wine-sozzled kloofnek rest.

But Gness said to The Builder just before she passed out,
"This will be the best Samuraisan Christmas, without any Daffy doubt.
Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the Lynda holiday ring,
And not have to run to the store for a thing!

We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
For the perfect, most Baldric perfectest Christmas, I bet!"
Then off to Danny dreamland, at last sweet Caran repose
They hellywelly went, although they rosmund supposed

There's something to say for those ABers self-deluded
They'd Frugalfred forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!