Dettol? Are you for real? I associate it with child cruelty. Too late in the day to go into details but I could tell you some tales about life for a young boy put into care in the in the 50s.
Mmmm....think I'll have to settle for a freshly cut hay field in a valley in Mayo........followed by soda bread baking over a turf fire...can I have that many?....☺