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Turn on your magic globes or lamps, look in your teapot at the leaves, get the fire going in your hearth or woodburner and a peek at the hot ashes....
the question who is going to muck up, be dusted up or become a complete embarrassment in the election and make a burke of themselves, scenarios please!
such as:
* Theresa May breaking a heel on her Jimmy Choo muffins.
* Nigel Farage covered in paint.
* Christine Hamilton hits Neil....
* Sally Bercow opens her mouth.
* Prince Charles says 'Vote Green'
* Robert Goodwill (Scarborough and Whitby) gets kicked in the proverbials by a Whitby woman in marigolds
* Ditto Phillip Hollobone (Kettering) by a woman hitting him with a leg of goat and a power-hammer, coming out in sympathy with her Whitby counterpart
* William Ross (East Londonderry) ends up plastered on Irish whiskey handed out by an AB woman campaigning for no VAT on restaurant bills or wine and cigarettes.
* Tom Watson (West Brom) covered in claret and blue paint by a man with a goat, assisted by a woman with Daisies in her hair.
*Anne Begg (Aberdeen South) wakes up to find 20 penguins in her car.
Over to your imagination.....
the question who is going to muck up, be dusted up or become a complete embarrassment in the election and make a burke of themselves, scenarios please!
such as:
* Theresa May breaking a heel on her Jimmy Choo muffins.
* Nigel Farage covered in paint.
* Christine Hamilton hits Neil....
* Sally Bercow opens her mouth.
* Prince Charles says 'Vote Green'
* Robert Goodwill (Scarborough and Whitby) gets kicked in the proverbials by a Whitby woman in marigolds
* Ditto Phillip Hollobone (Kettering) by a woman hitting him with a leg of goat and a power-hammer, coming out in sympathy with her Whitby counterpart
* William Ross (East Londonderry) ends up plastered on Irish whiskey handed out by an AB woman campaigning for no VAT on restaurant bills or wine and cigarettes.
* Tom Watson (West Brom) covered in claret and blue paint by a man with a goat, assisted by a woman with Daisies in her hair.
*Anne Begg (Aberdeen South) wakes up to find 20 penguins in her car.
Over to your imagination.....
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