King Or Queen For A Day.

[Theland]

If you were King or Queen for 24 hours and allowed to introduce or repeal three laws, what would you do?

[Ken4155]

1. Make it a capital offence to mention the word 'Brexit' more than once a day.
2. Make it a capital offence to incite Theresa May to dance - ever again.
3. Make it a capital offence to support Blackburn Rovers.

[rowanwitch]

Or Arsenal,

[1ozzy]

Tea was created by Satan, unless it's iced tea infused with a tad of fruit juice, peach or mango preferably.

Thanks for the offer Rowan, without a variety of vehicles I'd be stranded.

[rowanwitch]

I think the Commonwealth would be exempt, so you are ok anyway

[1ozzy]

Good to see antipodeans would be accommodated in the brave new world too.

[Old_Geezer]

Just 3 ? :-(

Ban political parties, MPs should represent their constituents not some party policy.

Replace the upper chamber with a fully elected group, with longer periods of office than the Commons and only a percentage up for election at one time.

Abolish the monarchy.

[AuntLydia]

Good grief I hope murraymints doesn't ascend to the throne. We live 4 miles from the nearest bus stop that has two buses a day and three people in the house working/studying all in different directions. We need three cars.

so when Aunt Lydia transforms into Queen Lydia I would:

1. Ban the slaughter of animals using halal or kosher methods

2. Make it compulsory in schools to teach Cookery and budgeting skills - get rid of useless French and German to release enough lesson time.

3. Ban all Faith schools and Religion only to be taught as part of Social Studies.

[steg]

1st - repeal the 24 hour being king, to being king permanent
2nd - repeal the “allowed to introduce or repeal three laws” to allowed to introduce or repeal All laws
3rd - ban parliament and transfer power to my royal clan
4th - rename uk to stegland

[rowanwitch]

Typical Steg, cut the carp just go for it

[steg]

I’d be a great king.... Steg the great,... aye, I like that

[Melanierogz]

Free Pizza
No Work
Repeat LOL,

[nailit]

1) Make it an imprisonable fence for a politician to lie to the public.
2) Ban faith schools
3) Every bald headed bloke to receive free Big Macs on request.

[nailit]

*OFFENCE*

[spathiphyllum]

Steg, i thought you'd at least make it so English mcdonalds also sold irn bru :/

[steg]

Naw, but I’d ban the word english

[Theland]

Quite a few latent politicians here. What great unrecognised talent.
You would all make a great parliament.